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Ways I am/am not like a Great White Shark

Ways I am Like a Great White Shark:
I'm like a Great White Shark in that, in my work life, I like to stay busy. It's keep swimming or die in the advertising world, ha ha ha!

Ways I am Unlike a Great White Shark:
I don't live in water, eat seals, or have rows and rows of large, pointed teeth. I am unlikely to grow to be over 20ft in length. I cannot accelerate to speeds that exceed 35mph. I cannot be found in the coastal surface waters of all major oceans. I cannot fly or shoot lasers from my eyes. I don't speak Spanish. 


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