10 Things My Wife Wishes I Would Stop Doing With Her Hair Dryer

1. Using it to warm my feet while writing at my desk.
2. Using it to warm my feet while watching TV.
3. Using it to warm my feet any other time my feet are cold.
4. Using it to remove unwanted cats from furniture.
5. Using it to de-wrinkle shirts I'm already wearing.
6. Using it as a space heater when I'm in the bathroom.
7. Using it to pre-heat the sheets for re-entry on cold mornings after she goes to work.
8. Using it to dry my socks after a wet bike ride.
9. Using it to dry the dog after a wet walk.
10. Using it to dry my hair. All my hair.